something went wrong for this batch of muffins. it’s like eating chocolate chip rubber tires.

so on that occassion i’m starting a new website of baking fails called DO NOT FOLLOW THIS RECIPE*.

so DO NOT FOLLOW THIS RECIPE below unless you’re into those lucy lui muffins of death from that first funny charlie’s angels movie.

1 cup all-purpose flour
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1/8 tsp salt
1 egg

1/2 cup milk
2 tbsp vegetable oil
1/2 tsp vanilla

we added chocolate chips and mushed banana just before mixing the wet and dry things. and then a quick crumble on top before throwing it in the oven. but what’s the point of telling you that, it was all terrible anyway. don’t do this.

*i lie.

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