March 26, 2012
you’re an automatic favourite human if you remembered to include the giant squid at all. my standards are just so high.

you’re an automatic favourite human if you remembered to include the giant squid at all. my standards are just so high.

March 2, 2012

“muggle women wear them, archie. not the men, they wear these.”

January 23, 2012
hugo weasley-granger: favourite gen 3 in HP-verse.
chirravutever:

Harry Potter - Rose and Hugo
I think it’s actually illegal to be a potter fanartist and not have drawn any next gen, so.

hugo weasley-granger: favourite gen 3 in HP-verse.

chirravutever:

Harry Potter - Rose and Hugo

I think it’s actually illegal to be a potter fanartist and not have drawn any next gen, so.

November 11, 2011

it doesn’t take much to make a giddy gloria gaynor glorifying music video: a few adorably felt potter puppets, a laptop camera with passing for decent video software and AN ABSOLUTE DISREGARD FOR LOGIC OR REASON. 

you can thank me and sibling for next 1:53 of linear time that is forever lost.

July 14, 2011
oh rolling stone mag, thanks for getting in the groove with this one.
 

oh rolling stone mag, thanks for getting in the groove with this one.

 

May 25, 2011

April 5, 2011

ron and hermione are never physically awkward with each other. some experiences just takes out all inhibitions among friends, fighting trolls is one of them. by now they’ve fought much worse. so what if they never could get their thoughts/feelings in order, this is just silly.

no, this is rupert grint and emma watson on a first date in another movie. 

March 15, 2011
this is brilliant +1. i immediately thought of the borrowers but that only has three apparently (malfoy, arthur weasley, slughorn), it felt like the entire cast was potter-based to me.
ragbag:

movie magic
i was watching sense & sensibility in the back of my neighbour’s minivan while on a stakeout the other night and realized that professors snape, trelawney, and umbridge had each somehow apparated into the cast. my neighbour (who is a former hogwarts alumna) pointed out that cornelius fudge and madam pomfrey were also in it. was this a record for the most harry potter wizards in a non-harry potter film? i decided to abandon the surveillance (there was only one pair of high-powered binoculars anyway) and scrape some data from the imdb.
the project turned out to be bigger than i expected. there were hundreds of wizards and tens of thousands of movies in which they appear. in the end, when the pixie dust settled, i was left with at least 23 movies infiltrated by 4 or more potter people. i made this chart (click to engorgio) to show the tangled relationships among them.
here are a few observations:
the movie with the most harry potter wizards in it is vanity fair with an unprecedented 9* wizards. 
the muggle that these wizards most like to work with is johnny depp who stars in 4 of these movies (3 of which were directed by tim burton).
horace slughorn (a known attention whore) has wormed his way into no fewer than 5 of these movies, the most of any wizard.
conspiracy theory: 6 of these movies were in theatres before the first harry potter book was released. there is even historical evidence that 4 wizards worked on crook’s anonymous which was released back in 1962 before magic was invented.
the sorting hat and aragog were in king ralph? i’ll have to rewatch that one on tonight’s stakeout.
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*and also at least one extra who worked on both films.fwiw: this program works a magic all its own.

this is brilliant +1. i immediately thought of the borrowers but that only has three apparently (malfoy, arthur weasley, slughorn), it felt like the entire cast was potter-based to me.

ragbag:

movie magic

i was watching sense & sensibility in the back of my neighbour’s minivan while on a stakeout the other night and realized that professors snape, trelawney, and umbridge had each somehow apparated into the cast. my neighbour (who is a former hogwarts alumna) pointed out that cornelius fudge and madam pomfrey were also in it. was this a record for the most harry potter wizards in a non-harry potter film? i decided to abandon the surveillance (there was only one pair of high-powered binoculars anyway) and scrape some data from the imdb.

the project turned out to be bigger than i expected. there were hundreds of wizards and tens of thousands of movies in which they appear. in the end, when the pixie dust settled, i was left with at least 23 movies infiltrated by 4 or more potter people. i made this chart (click to engorgio) to show the tangled relationships among them.

here are a few observations:

  • the movie with the most harry potter wizards in it is vanity fair with an unprecedented 9* wizards. 
  • the muggle that these wizards most like to work with is johnny depp who stars in 4 of these movies (3 of which were directed by tim burton).
  • horace slughorn (a known attention whore) has wormed his way into no fewer than 5 of these movies, the most of any wizard.
  • conspiracy theory: 6 of these movies were in theatres before the first harry potter book was released. there is even historical evidence that 4 wizards worked on crook’s anonymous which was released back in 1962 before magic was invented.
  • the sorting hat and aragog were in king ralph? i’ll have to rewatch that one on tonight’s stakeout.

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*and also at least one extra who worked on both films.
fwiw: this program works a magic all its own.

February 24, 2011

WOAHMG SO CUTE

February 2, 2011
bloggy blog: motherfucking basilisks in motherfucking plumbing edition

i’m pretty sure there’s a basilisk travelling through our pipes. i’m pretty sure there’s a basilisk travelling through every one of our pipes everywhere. we hear hissing and clanking. people are dying everyday. there are virtually no spiders or live chickens* around you are there?

this might seem like a preposterous leap but i’d rather use this vague circumstantial evidence** over waiting until a student dies, not ask her ghost any questions, then wait 50 more years for a twelve year old to vandalize library books and the ghost to crush on a parselmouth and put the fate of the free world in the hands of an emo schoolgirl to realise there’s a basilisk living in my plumbing.

*side bar: why is the plural, when alive, ‘chickens’ but after they’ve been killed, no matter how many you’ve got, it will always be ‘chicken’? 

**there’s a potential flowchart here somewhere that i can see but also can’t see as all my thoughts are bent upon basilisk hunting at the moment.

December 23, 2010
by chirravutever

by chirravutever

December 23, 2010

November 16, 2010
OK! OK! now put on a sweater.

OK! OK! now put on a sweater.

October 27, 2010

“I don’t age gracefully in the last film when all of us get older. My hair is still red but I have a lot less of it. It was quite a shock when I saw myself in the mirror. I felt like I was looking at Donald Trump because they gave me that comb over that he has.”

— Rupert Grint on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows [Parade]

ooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiite

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