from Horrible Histories: The Terrible Tudors by Terry Deary & Neil Tonge
i miss horrible histories. this is the only good tudor song too.
(via phoniexsong)
from Horrible Histories: The Terrible Tudors by Terry Deary & Neil Tonge
i miss horrible histories. this is the only good tudor song too.
(via phoniexsong)
steve lacy played soprano saxophone in thelonious monk’s quintet for 16 weeks in 1960. he took down the pianist’s advice in a spiral notebook.
the only anatole i had heard was the cook from the p.g. wodehouse’s jeeves and wooster series. turns out it may be the birth place of indo-european languages as well.
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World Battleground, 1000 years of war in 5 minutes
This animation shows all important battles that took place over the last ten centuries. The sizes of the explosions and labels are proportional to the number of casualties. The music is “Ride Of The Valkyries” by Richard Wagner. The data comes from the wikipedia article, List of Battles.
Most of the activity seems to happen in Europe, this is because the english wikipedia was used.
just the “important” ones. ah well, still cool as the coolest thing ever.
from futility closet
Testimony of Alexander Falconbridge before a select committee of the House of Commons, March 8, 1790:
What is your present situation?
A surgeon.How many voyages have you been to the Coast of Africa?
I have been four voyages to the Coast of Africa.Do you examine the Slaves previous to purchasing them?
They are always examined by some officers on board; it is generally understood to be the surgeon’s business.Do they appear dejected when brought on board?
All that I have seen in my voyages did appear so.Did this dejection continue, or did it soon wear off?
With some it continued the whole voyage, and with others till death put a period to their misery.Have you known instances of Slaves refusing sustenance?
I have known several instances.With what design?
With a design to starve themselves, I am persuaded. …What was the mode used in stowing the Slaves in their night apartments?
They had not so much room as a man has in his coffin, neither in length or breadth, and it was impossible for them to turn or shift with any degree of ease. I have had occasion very often to go from one side of their rooms to the other; before I attempted it I have always taken off my shoes, and notwithstanding I have trod with as much care as I possibly could to prevent pinching them, it has unavoidably happened that I did so; I have often had my feet bit and scratched by them, the marks of which I have now. …Are the consequences ever extremely noxious and nauseous of great number being ill at once of this latter disorder [dysentery]?
It was the case in the Alexander, as I have said before when I was taken ill — I cannot conceive any situation so dreadful and disgusting, the deck was covered with blood and mucus, and approached nearer to the resemblance of a slaughter-house than anything I can compare it to, the stench and foul air were likewise intolerable. …
To what cause do you describe [instances of insanity among slaves on board ship]?
To their being torn from their nearest connections, and carried away from their country.
this is the only way i’ll learn anything anymore.
In 1848, Ellen and William Craft resolved to flee slavery, but they needed a way to get from Macon, Ga., to the free states in the north. William could never travel such a distance alone, but Ellen’s skin was fair enough that she could pass for white. So she disguised herself as a white male cotton planter attended by William, her slave. (She had to pose as a man because a white woman would not have traveled alone with a male slave.)
read this crazy (true) story of a couple’s escape to freedom.
because we can’t have blind chicken running around like…headless…
A 1903 patent for eye protection for chickens:
‘This invention relates to eye-protectors, and more particularly to eye-protectors designed for fowls, so that they may be protected from other fowls that might attempt to peck them…’ [Source]
The German Army’s invasion of the Balkans in the spring and summer of 1941. Contrary to popular belief, there was very little mountain fighting in the Balkans, as the Germans invaded Yugoslavia from three directions following the river valleys into the heart of the Kingdom. They were able to use Panzers in the same scale as in Poland or France despite the change in topography. The Germans completely avoided the mountains of Western Yugoslavia and the mountains of Greece, as they took the Vardar right into the Kingdom of Greece as well, unlike the Italians who attempted to fight their way through the mountains of Epirus on the Albanian border. Using flat river valleys, the advantage of attacking from multiple directions, and their superiority in both doctrine and mechanised forces, the Germans destroyed both Greece and Yugoslavia in 3 weeks with very little mountain fighting. Meaning that the mountains were useless for defence. Afterwards of course they became problematic with guerrilla fighting, but the initial invasion and the destruction of the regular Greek and Yugoslav Armies was achieved swiftly and easily. I say this because I had an opponent in an argument who imagined that an invasion of Spain would end the same as the invasion of the Balkans. This ignores geography. First off, the Germans could only invade Spain from one direction, not three. But most importantly, the mountains of the Iberian Peninsula run East-West and thus throw up repeated barriers to any invader, which they MUST cross. There are no rivers that slice valleys through the Sierra Morena or the Sierra de Alcubierre. The only way to cross them is up and over. Which would be difficult for armour, slowing the Germans down. The rivers also generally flow East to West, the largest ones anyway, emptying into the Atlantic, though the Ebro flows West to East, into the Mediterranean. So the river valleys would just shoot the Germans sideways, instead of into the heart of Spain. They’d be useless. Thus despite both being mountainous, Spain would be infinitely more difficult to invade than the Balkans, and the experiences would be completely different. One ignores geography at their own peril.
just a neat new piece of information for the morning.
(via fuckyeahcartography)
The Discerning Gentleman’s Guide to Suit Tailoring. To really amp the style literacy, verse yourself in Harris Tweed, “the greatest cloth of all.”
necessary knowledge.
this is the cross section of a 500 year old douglas-fir, about 2 metres in diameter. thanks to my unfortunate photographic skillz, you can’t see much but there’s a time-line measured by its rings. i thought it was the coolest thing at the ROM. i promise to get a better picture next time.
In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon as a numbered entry. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get out of my race and give me those numbers.” Switzer’s boyfriend pushed Semple aside and other male runners created a human shield for Katherine for the duration of the marathon.
what’s insane is that 1967 was 45 years ago. people are alive from a time a woman couldn’t run the boston marathon without grief from - what’s the word? -
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
hey look i just made a gif that i’ll probably never use.
but dhoni <3
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Here’s to the mothers.