i need everyone who can’t eat cheese/don’t like cheese to register in a worldwide database. this is so that the world’s cheese inventory can then be efficiently allotted to those that love and deserve it the most. 

i find much cheese supplies are being wasted on those who complain about the very reason we love them: texture, smell, ability to simultaneously eliminate peckishness while elevating mood, and so forth.

so either we get rid of the people or we clear up this crucial inefficiency plaguing the earth.

what say you?

a few cheese internet photographs as evidence to my argument:

why the dutch will always be my peoples.

as will the english.

sometimes the french, but only by cheese.

but always this true north strong and cheese.