a 30 Rock sketch to mark THE END =(
yea calvin and hobbes is about right.
a 30 Rock sketch to mark THE END =(
yea calvin and hobbes is about right.
listen up humans, this is how you tell jokes.
(Source: lizcrissplanty, via feyminism)
“I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they still work. The women, though, they’re all ‘crazy.’ I have a suspicion — and hear me out, because this is a rough one — that the definition of “crazy” in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one want to fuck her anymore.”
- tina fey, confessions of a juggler, the new yorker
the fact that I cannot consider it as a career option disappoints me.
Ulisse Aldrovandi
‘Rhinoceros’, 1599
He says
“those god damn pakistanis and their goddamn corner shops
Built a shop on every corner took our British workers jobs
He says those...
/me hugs tumblr protectively
WE SHALL NOT BE PARTED AGAIN
Morning, Toronto
‘I don’t know what a Vine is, and I don’t care to find out.’ -Lucille
The best use...