june 16: east side stroll
i mean, like may flowers coming out of may wazoos.
like peak may flowers.
like what is this, mario may flowers world?
like what the fuck are we gonna do with all these may flowers?
like “this just in: may flower outbreak M4Y1. cities close borders”.
like oh shit may flowers are now sentient and they outnumber us.
toronto’s favourite son does that thing again where i realise he could be endearing if he wasn’t such a jerk.